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wheeloffortune-design:London, 1793, a tailor shop in SohoAziraphale: I need to look my best, see, I.

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London, 1793, a tailor shop in Soho

Aziraphale: I need to look my best, see, I have a date in Paris

Aziraphale’s tailor, an 80 years old gay man: Oh, with your smooth fella

Aziraphale: Yes, the very same! I haven’t see him in too long , this needs to change.

The tailor, measuring him: What kind of date?

Aziraphale: I think I’ll get myself into a spot of trouble, that always seems to get his attention. What do you think would look best for a prison cell?

The tailor: … satin, ruffles and lace. We need to go for the damsel in distress look.

Aziraphale: Yes, exactly!

A week later

Aziraphale: My good man, I need you to make me all the same clothes again, the ones you made me ended up on the guillotine.

Tailor: Oh! That’s too sad, they were good clothes. How was your date?

Aziraphale: We had crêpes!