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sinbetweens:
assholedisney:
on the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me five golden rings
on the 6th day of Christmas I realized my true love is Sauron and he does not share power, I think these birds he gave me are spying on me, and he chopped down my pear tree after like the third day??
This reminds me of the best tweet of the holidays: seven swans to rule them all, six geese to find them, five gold rings to bring them all, and in the pear tree bind them
sinbetweens:
assholedisney:
on the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me five golden rings
on the 6th day of Christmas I realized my true love is Sauron and he does not share power, I think these birds he gave me are spying on me, and he chopped down my pear tree after like the third day??
This reminds me of the best tweet of the holidays: seven swans to rule them all, six geese to find them, five gold rings to bring them all, and in the pear tree bind them