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forcearama:
I love that they just threw those clone tank things in there in this movie with zero additional information, like, it’s legitimately cracking me up to the point where I almost have to applaud it because WHAT KIND OF BALLS to just be like “I know, we’ll put some random tanks with clones of what appears to be Snoke in there, with effectively no explanation, IN THE LAST MOVIE OF WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE END OF A SERIES, and we’ll just have Sidious say some line about how he controlled Snoke all along, which…really helps explain the clone tanks not at all.” 😂 I sincerely hate that I almost love this.
It’s like if in Return of the Jedi, Obi-Wan’s ghost had just randomly thrown in “that’s why we had to hide you, Leia, and Brad from the Emperor” and they’d just left that out there with no additional elaboration, Luke had asked zero follow-up questions, and they’d just been all “…guess you’ll just have to read about the mysterious Brad Skywalker in an EU novel or something to figure out WTF that was all about, because that’s all you’re getting from this movie! Goodnight, everyone!” Except it’s even more ballsy, because people have been wondering what Snoke’s real deal is for the last two movies! “Oh, Snoke? Yeah, he’s dead now, and also he was maybe a clone. Also the Emperor, who was effectively a somehow-living corpse himself this whole time, was controlling him, I guess. Don’t even worry about it.” I mean…😄
I now want a New Special Edition of the entire saga where they just insert random, seemingly significant yet unexplained weird things into the background of every few scenes. A Han clone that’s just randomly walking around in the background somewhere throughout the saga whom no one ever acknowledges. The Emperor holding a mysterious smoking potion that only appears in one shot and is never seen again. Dub in a few extra lines over the course of the OT where Vader keeps talking about “the medallion of Eternity” or some fantasy-series-esque bullshit, then never, ever show it or explain what it is. LET’S MAKE THIS ENTIRE SAGA EVEN MORE OF A BAFFLING ORDEAL. 😂
forcearama:
I love that they just threw those clone tank things in there in this movie with zero additional information, like, it’s legitimately cracking me up to the point where I almost have to applaud it because WHAT KIND OF BALLS to just be like “I know, we’ll put some random tanks with clones of what appears to be Snoke in there, with effectively no explanation, IN THE LAST MOVIE OF WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE END OF A SERIES, and we’ll just have Sidious say some line about how he controlled Snoke all along, which…really helps explain the clone tanks not at all.” 😂 I sincerely hate that I almost love this.
It’s like if in Return of the Jedi, Obi-Wan’s ghost had just randomly thrown in “that’s why we had to hide you, Leia, and Brad from the Emperor” and they’d just left that out there with no additional elaboration, Luke had asked zero follow-up questions, and they’d just been all “…guess you’ll just have to read about the mysterious Brad Skywalker in an EU novel or something to figure out WTF that was all about, because that’s all you’re getting from this movie! Goodnight, everyone!” Except it’s even more ballsy, because people have been wondering what Snoke’s real deal is for the last two movies! “Oh, Snoke? Yeah, he’s dead now, and also he was maybe a clone. Also the Emperor, who was effectively a somehow-living corpse himself this whole time, was controlling him, I guess. Don’t even worry about it.” I mean…😄
I now want a New Special Edition of the entire saga where they just insert random, seemingly significant yet unexplained weird things into the background of every few scenes. A Han clone that’s just randomly walking around in the background somewhere throughout the saga whom no one ever acknowledges. The Emperor holding a mysterious smoking potion that only appears in one shot and is never seen again. Dub in a few extra lines over the course of the OT where Vader keeps talking about “the medallion of Eternity” or some fantasy-series-esque bullshit, then never, ever show it or explain what it is. LET’S MAKE THIS ENTIRE SAGA EVEN MORE OF A BAFFLING ORDEAL. 😂