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cipheramnesia:

wildhaunt:

cipheramnesia:

rocktheholygrail:

#I’M WITH JASON #SHOW ME FIRE SQUID MICHAEL!!! 🔥🦑

boy just opened a whole can labeled “monster fucking” like “huh i wonder what this does”

You know if Jason saw a can labelled “monster fucking” he would be thinking about: “are the monsters fucking each other? is one of them jason? will he let me wear his hockey mask?! is wolfman there?!” 

If Jason saw a can labeled “monsterfucking” he wouldn’t even check the contents, he’d just assume it was an energy drink and chug the whole thing.