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coolgeekywolf:
incorrect-good-omens:
incorrect-good-omens:
feamir:
personification-of-anxiety:
my-sins-might-be-your-tragedies:
incorrect-good-omens:
“One time my Nanny and the Gardener were having a heated argument in the car and he took her Queen tape out of the player and threw it out the window with rage and she looked him dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it back in the player.”
— Warlock, probably
meowl00 [Bad username or unknown identity: personification-of-anxiety] gayvetforlife
Warlock becomes a stand up comedian when he grows up. He becomes the John Mulaney of his time. This is his equivalent of “one black coffee”.
I can totally envision Warlock’s version of the duck story!
One day when I was ten, the gardener comes into the house soaking wet and says, in that voice one usually reserves for toddlers or small animals, “Ah! One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!” And then Nanny yelled, “Ooh, ducklings!” To which the gardener replied, “Too old to be a duckling. Quack, quack.” And then walked into the kitchen. I think about that every goddamn day.
I can’t believe I never saw this until now. Headcanon accepted. This is beyond hilarious. Also….
I can’t believe this one was hidden in the replies.
disabledcrowley
On the day she turns in her resignation, they mysteriously vanish lmao. On the other hand, what would be even more unexpected, and therefore absolutely hilarious, would be if Brother Francis stole them.
“I remember, one time, I was a really little kid. My nanny and our gardener, all three of us were in a car ride for three hours going to London. My nanny was driving, going down the highway in her Bentley. So, we’re going on the highway. We’ve been on the road for three hours. And in the distance, the gardener and I see a McDonald’s. We see the golden arches. And we got so excited. We started chanting, “McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s!” And my nanny pulled into the drive-thru, and we started cheering. And then, she ordered one black coffee for herself.” - Warlock Dowling
coolgeekywolf:
incorrect-good-omens:
incorrect-good-omens:
feamir:
personification-of-anxiety:
my-sins-might-be-your-tragedies:
incorrect-good-omens:
“One time my Nanny and the Gardener were having a heated argument in the car and he took her Queen tape out of the player and threw it out the window with rage and she looked him dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it back in the player.”
— Warlock, probably
meowl00 [Bad username or unknown identity: personification-of-anxiety] gayvetforlifeWarlock becomes a stand up comedian when he grows up. He becomes the John Mulaney of his time. This is his equivalent of “one black coffee”.
I can totally envision Warlock’s version of the duck story!
One day when I was ten, the gardener comes into the house soaking wet and says, in that voice one usually reserves for toddlers or small animals, “Ah! One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!” And then Nanny yelled, “Ooh, ducklings!” To which the gardener replied, “Too old to be a duckling. Quack, quack.” And then walked into the kitchen. I think about that every goddamn day.
I can’t believe I never saw this until now. Headcanon accepted. This is beyond hilarious. Also….
I can’t believe this one was hidden in the replies.
disabledcrowleyOn the day she turns in her resignation, they mysteriously vanish lmao. On the other hand, what would be even more unexpected, and therefore absolutely hilarious, would be if Brother Francis stole them.
“I remember, one time, I was a really little kid. My nanny and our gardener, all three of us were in a car ride for three hours going to London. My nanny was driving, going down the highway in her Bentley. So, we’re going on the highway. We’ve been on the road for three hours. And in the distance, the gardener and I see a McDonald’s. We see the golden arches. And we got so excited. We started chanting, “McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s!” And my nanny pulled into the drive-thru, and we started cheering. And then, she ordered one black coffee for herself.” - Warlock Dowling