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yangaf:

glimmer wants to change the law so catra and adora lead a two-woman protest in the hallway outside of her office. catra’s sign says “MEOWMEOW-HAPPYSMILE RAINBOWFIST RIGHTS” and adora’s says “DOWN WITH HOMOPHOBIA”

enbeeluhwuh:

consider: they hyphenate

adora: my wife, catrina applesauce meowmeow-happysmile rainbowfist

glimmer: im the queen right can I change their names?? legally?? if not then I change that law im the queen

unchartedraider:

PERFECT

lovingcartoons:

Adora *telling a story*: -but then catrina said-

Glimmer: who tf is catrina?

Adora: How do u not know my gf?

Bow *in tears*: U and catra broke up?!

yangaf:

glimmer: you could have taken adora’s last name it’s absolutely free

catra: we named ourselves when we were 5 and adora’s full name was adora happysmile rainbowfist

glimmer: jail. jail for 1000 years

yangaf:

at the next intergalactic peace summit:

glimmer: i’m proud to introduce to you She-Ra, Princess of Power-

adora, posing with her wedding ring: actually it’s She-Ra Meowmeow, Princess of Power :)

glimmer: die. fucking die. divorce her. i’m not kidding

yangaf:

i love this but consider:

priest at adora & catra’s wedding: “Do you, Catrina Applesauce Meowmeow, take Princess Ad-“

glimmer: hold up. hold the fuck up. wait. wait a fuc-

yangaf:

ngl LOVE the idea that “catra” is just a nickname for her REAL name that adora busts out whenever the situation calls for it.

“get out of the tree, catra.”

“you’re not the boss of me, adora.”

“Catrina. Get down, now.”

“… that was REALLY low.”

glimmer & bow: WHO,,????