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trek-tracks:
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in these trying times i have made up the concept of a star trek musical
it’s based on journey to babel and part of the deal is that vulcans Do Not sing. they Don’t. they get lines/parts in songs but they just say them
i made the list of the songs
uhhh enterprise jig is a very important dance & it’s just the crew screwing around basically
illogical!, logic/emotion, and logical all parallel each other
if you think spock or sarek should be in a song they probably are there saying stuff but not singing it
spock gets to sing a song at the end because he’s half human :)
bones gets the most songs bc he’s valid
attack! is both sarek’s heart attack and jim’s stabbing…the curtain drops when both sarek and jim fall on the ground dramatically on opposite ends of the stage
that was inwented in russia is ended by an ensign running onto the bridge like “the captain’s been attacked!”
the right thing is bones and amanda urging spock to come back and help his dad and then the right thing reprise is jim being like “i have to go help spock so he can help his dad”
also there’s a whole thing about like, bones and amanda and other people trying to get the vulcans to sing, but notably jim never does that which is why spock actually does sing with him at the very end
life on the enterprise, meet the parents, the enterprise jig, that was inwented in russia, and saved! are all funny and the other ones are like dramatic or whatever
If I went and saw this and Spock started singing with Jim out of nowhere at the end I would in fact die.
The fact that people thought to tagtrek_tracks…
It’s like the ST fandom is some kind of village with a designated Bard.
You know, if my lot in life is to be cast as the village Star Trek bard, that’s not so bad.
Also, don’t tempt me to write this…my semester’s grades are due in Friday and I have a ton of papers to mark.
trek-tracks:
princenimoy:
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in these trying times i have made up the concept of a star trek musical
it’s based on journey to babel and part of the deal is that vulcans Do Not sing. they Don’t. they get lines/parts in songs but they just say them
i made the list of the songs
uhhh enterprise jig is a very important dance & it’s just the crew screwing around basically
illogical!, logic/emotion, and logical all parallel each other
if you think spock or sarek should be in a song they probably are there saying stuff but not singing it
spock gets to sing a song at the end because he’s half human :)
bones gets the most songs bc he’s valid
attack! is both sarek’s heart attack and jim’s stabbing…the curtain drops when both sarek and jim fall on the ground dramatically on opposite ends of the stage
that was inwented in russia is ended by an ensign running onto the bridge like “the captain’s been attacked!”
the right thing is bones and amanda urging spock to come back and help his dad and then the right thing reprise is jim being like “i have to go help spock so he can help his dad”
also there’s a whole thing about like, bones and amanda and other people trying to get the vulcans to sing, but notably jim never does that which is why spock actually does sing with him at the very end
life on the enterprise, meet the parents, the enterprise jig, that was inwented in russia, and saved! are all funny and the other ones are like dramatic or whatever
If I went and saw this and Spock started singing with Jim out of nowhere at the end I would in fact die.
The fact that people thought to tag
trek_tracks… It’s like the ST fandom is some kind of village with a designated Bard.
You know, if my lot in life is to be cast as the village Star Trek bard, that’s not so bad.
Also, don’t tempt me to write this…my semester’s grades are due in Friday and I have a ton of papers to mark.