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the-beelz:
Heaven being renovated:
–Gabriel trying to take down the (de)motivational posters and replace them with that kitten poster
–Beelzebub hoarding staplers so the angels can’t use them
–Michael desk sharing with Ligur and the two of them are the most efficient they’ve ever been
–Hastur highkey jealous of Michael (even tho he has no reason to be) and dragging Ligur off into a broom closet to remind him whose husband he is
–Uriel sitting on Beelzebub’s throne and Beez is like…as a Prince I am appalled…but as a lesbian I am DELIGHTED
–Dagon correcting Gabriel’s paperwork like NO WRONG WRONG WRONG DO IT AGAIN USE A PEN WRITE LEGIBLY WHY DID YOU DRAW A TRIANGLE YOU USELESS ANGEL
–Sandalphon being very confused by Legion…saying hi to them several times a day because he doesn’t want to be impolite! How many???? are you?????
–Gabriel being used as a footstool by at least 3 different demons, also being used to reach high shelves…tbh he’s never felt so useful!
Hell being renovated:
–Beelzebub looking around Heaven…this bitch empty! *yeets Gabriel*
–Hastur does not belong on a hoverboard
–Dagon is distressed over their filing system…it’s just…so bad. DAMN, Y’ALL LIVE LIKE THIS???
–Michael and Ligur still sharing a desk, still the only efficient motherfuckers in the joint
–Beelzebub has taken over Gabriel’s desk and replaced his ergonomic chair with their throne, flies buzz angrily around the office door when Beez doesn’t want to be disturbed
–Hastur finding out where the leak was coming from and refusing to do anything until it’s fixed
–random angels thinking Ligur’s a demon of lust because he’s so beautiful, Hastur being enraged like HE’S JUST BEAUTIFUL BACK OFF
–Sandalphon trying and failing to make small talk with Dagon and Hastur
–various angels being highkey into Dagon and their sharp shiny teeths
–Uriel has locked her office and put up a sign ‘by appointment only’
–Gabriel trying to figure out how many offices to give to Legion, but Gabriel can’t math
–Gabriel bringing Beez coffee all the time to the point that everyone thinks he’s been demoted
–Beez doesn’t even drink the coffee, they just like to order Gabriel around
the-beelz:
Heaven being renovated:
–Gabriel trying to take down the (de)motivational posters and replace them with that kitten poster
–Beelzebub hoarding staplers so the angels can’t use them
–Michael desk sharing with Ligur and the two of them are the most efficient they’ve ever been
–Hastur highkey jealous of Michael (even tho he has no reason to be) and dragging Ligur off into a broom closet to remind him whose husband he is
–Uriel sitting on Beelzebub’s throne and Beez is like…as a Prince I am appalled…but as a lesbian I am DELIGHTED
–Dagon correcting Gabriel’s paperwork like NO WRONG WRONG WRONG DO IT AGAIN USE A PEN WRITE LEGIBLY WHY DID YOU DRAW A TRIANGLE YOU USELESS ANGEL
–Sandalphon being very confused by Legion…saying hi to them several times a day because he doesn’t want to be impolite! How many???? are you?????
–Gabriel being used as a footstool by at least 3 different demons, also being used to reach high shelves…tbh he’s never felt so useful!
Hell being renovated:
–Beelzebub looking around Heaven…this bitch empty! *yeets Gabriel*
–Hastur does not belong on a hoverboard
–Dagon is distressed over their filing system…it’s just…so bad. DAMN, Y’ALL LIVE LIKE THIS???
–Michael and Ligur still sharing a desk, still the only efficient motherfuckers in the joint
–Beelzebub has taken over Gabriel’s desk and replaced his ergonomic chair with their throne, flies buzz angrily around the office door when Beez doesn’t want to be disturbed
–Hastur finding out where the leak was coming from and refusing to do anything until it’s fixed
–random angels thinking Ligur’s a demon of lust because he’s so beautiful, Hastur being enraged like HE’S JUST BEAUTIFUL BACK OFF
–Sandalphon trying and failing to make small talk with Dagon and Hastur
–various angels being highkey into Dagon and their sharp shiny teeths
–Uriel has locked her office and put up a sign ‘by appointment only’
–Gabriel trying to figure out how many offices to give to Legion, but Gabriel can’t math
–Gabriel bringing Beez coffee all the time to the point that everyone thinks he’s been demoted
–Beez doesn’t even drink the coffee, they just like to order Gabriel around
