queercodedcartoonvillain:I grew up with Harry Potter and deeply love the characters- But JK Rowling?

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queercodedcartoonvillain:

I grew up with Harry Potter and deeply love the characters-

But JK Rowling? She’s an absolute cunt.

Here are some of my headcanons that would deeply enrage her :

- James family was Indian, therefore Harry is not white.

- Harry is bisexual

- so is Ginny

- Ginny is a raging tomboy and cut her hair short. Harry loves it.

- Hermione is black

- Luna is asexual and genderqueer

- Charlie is ace aro, he sends Molly Christmas cards with baby dragons on them, titled “the kids” (saw that prompt on tumblr somewhere one day)

- Draco Malfoy was raised into a system he couldn’t get out of. He was just a scared kid, not an ultimate evil bad guy. Also a raging homosexual.

- I wish I could headcanon Cho Chang to have a less racist name

- The stairs to the boys/girls dormitory open themselves to trans students.

- Newt Scamander is asexual

- Ron is a stay at home husband

- Do I even have to talk about Remus and Sirius? Estranged and tragic lovers. The angst.

- Parvati comes out as gay after the ball disaster in the fourth book

- Tonks…Extremly free spirited, no labels kinda person

- Teddy Lupin is a gay punk Hufflepuff

- Pansy is a lesbian and also not the ultimate bad guy

- Overall more diversity in Hogwarts. You’re telling me that school was 99% white? I’m calling bs.

- Neville is straight and cis BUT he bonds with the gay kids at school after he starts helping kids with shitty homelives. He makes it possible for kids to stay over the summer break. He basically adopts all of them.

Tell me your headcanons that would enrage Rowling.