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aces-to-apples:
how dare you be funnier than me on my own post
aelita15:
aces-to-apples:
*ticks off fingers* renfri, the striga, pavetta, ciri, at this point i’m convinced that geralt of rivia is an in-universe cryptid, but like, strictly for princesses.
legend has it that if you are the daughter of royalty and some cruelty has befallen you, you need only walk into the forest, call geralt of rivia’s name thrice, and the white wolf shall materialize before you to ask why the fuck you’re shouting at him and demand payment for helping you. then he shall cure you of your ills and fade back into the mist without even your thanks or the payment he demanded in the first fucking place.
aces-to-apples:
how dare you be funnier than me on my own post
aelita15:
aces-to-apples:
*ticks off fingers* renfri, the striga, pavetta, ciri, at this point i’m convinced that geralt of rivia is an in-universe cryptid, but like, strictly for princesses.
legend has it that if you are the daughter of royalty and some cruelty has befallen you, you need only walk into the forest, call geralt of rivia’s name thrice, and the white wolf shall materialize before you to ask why the fuck you’re shouting at him and demand payment for helping you. then he shall cure you of your ills and fade back into the mist without even your thanks or the payment he demanded in the first fucking place.