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strongermonster:
strongermonster:
strongermonster:
strongermonster:
if you mow a lawn fuck you
middle aged white men in the suburbs: gosh it’s such a beautiful sunny day full of birdsong and joy! i am going to operate every single loud power tool item i own all at once for eight solid hours and ruin it for everyone else
oh did i want to sit outside and catch some sun? maybe do some bug cataloguing for inaturalist? read a book? enjoy the Out Of Doors? well good luck binch! all the jimsquanches that live in the neighbourhood are out doing their mating calls revving various engines and listening to the ‘hot new country’ station that plays only four fucking songs
nothing i love listening to more than Bryson slam 800 nails into the same piece of wood for an hour, stopping only to yell at his children Harley and Jaxson to stop roughhousing near the woodpile that’s been sitting there for 14 years bc they don’t even own a woodburning stove or have a firepit, it just makes his balls feel heavy to look out the window every morning and see a big pile of wood leaning against his shabby tin toolshed that’s currently functioning as the worlds biggest wasp house and is one good gust away from a scrap heap
Listen, grasslands are more reliable carbon sinks than forests, and mowing helps the grass to grow more strongly, so I shall mow my tiny lawn for about 15 minutes every Saturday and you’ll just have to put up with it.
strongermonster:
strongermonster:
strongermonster:
strongermonster:
if you mow a lawn fuck you
middle aged white men in the suburbs: gosh it’s such a beautiful sunny day full of birdsong and joy! i am going to operate every single loud power tool item i own all at once for eight solid hours and ruin it for everyone else
oh did i want to sit outside and catch some sun? maybe do some bug cataloguing for inaturalist? read a book? enjoy the Out Of Doors? well good luck binch! all the jimsquanches that live in the neighbourhood are out doing their mating calls revving various engines and listening to the ‘hot new country’ station that plays only four fucking songs
nothing i love listening to more than Bryson slam 800 nails into the same piece of wood for an hour, stopping only to yell at his children Harley and Jaxson to stop roughhousing near the woodpile that’s been sitting there for 14 years bc they don’t even own a woodburning stove or have a firepit, it just makes his balls feel heavy to look out the window every morning and see a big pile of wood leaning against his shabby tin toolshed that’s currently functioning as the worlds biggest wasp house and is one good gust away from a scrap heap
Listen, grasslands are more reliable carbon sinks than forests, and mowing helps the grass to grow more strongly, so I shall mow my tiny lawn for about 15 minutes every Saturday and you’ll just have to put up with it.